“2/3rds of this stuff isnt even douchey” - an account guy Tweet !function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js";fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document,"script","twitter-wjs");Submit your own started by @dswensonTumblr (3.0; @doucheyaccountguy)http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/“You’re gonna be at your desk for a little while, right?”http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/post/50447580669http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/post/50447580669Tue, 14 May 2013 18:00:09 -0400“Hey, were you on that email chain last night?”http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/post/50424164857http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/post/50424164857Tue, 14 May 2013 11:40:34 -0400“Let me hunt him down…”http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/post/49798602407http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/post/49798602407Mon, 06 May 2013 17:04:51 -0400“Trust me.”http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/post/49513738677http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/post/49513738677Fri, 03 May 2013 10:37:37 -0400“There are just a lot of balls up in the air right now, I just want to make sure there’s someone there to catch them when they come down.”http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/post/48048950554http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/post/48048950554Mon, 15 Apr 2013 12:57:59 -0400“Just playing Devil’s advocate here…”http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/post/47785079288http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/post/47785079288Fri, 12 Apr 2013 11:31:30 -0400“It’s super organic”http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/post/47545862675http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/post/47545862675Tue, 09 Apr 2013 12:26:37 -0400“Let’s conquer and divide…”http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/post/46338679772http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/post/46338679772Tue, 26 Mar 2013 10:59:37 -0400“Now this may be cart before the horse…”http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/post/46023601667http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/post/46023601667Fri, 22 Mar 2013 18:58:17 -0400“The client has heartburn with the current layout.”http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/post/46023552798http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/post/46023552798Fri, 22 Mar 2013 18:57:39 -0400“If you guys need anything this weekend, you have my cell number…”http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/post/45849934587http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/post/45849934587Wed, 20 Mar 2013 15:10:41 -0400“Well, yes and no.”http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/post/44642836705http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/post/44642836705Tue, 05 Mar 2013 14:24:15 -0500“Do they have a strong need for matching luggage here?”http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/post/42859495064http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/post/42859495064Mon, 11 Feb 2013 14:47:42 -0500““We had a total love-fest with the client last week. We’re still in the dating phase but I think they’re ready for commitment.””http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/post/41364850671http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/post/41364850671Thu, 24 Jan 2013 11:25:54 -0500“Before I dive in, any questions off the bat?”http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/post/41364843323http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/post/41364843323Thu, 24 Jan 2013 11:25:46 -0500“net net”http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/post/41364831244http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/post/41364831244Thu, 24 Jan 2013 11:25:32 -0500“My bad account guy idea…”http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/post/41364810743http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/post/41364810743Thu, 24 Jan 2013 11:25:09 -0500“There are some real gems here.”http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/post/39666611927http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/post/39666611927Fri, 04 Jan 2013 12:38:50 -0500“I can’t really describe what I’m thinking, but I’ll know it when I see it. Just think innovation; just think synergy.”http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/post/38975081208http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/post/38975081208Thu, 27 Dec 2012 15:42:12 -0500““We really need to gain some efficiencies””http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/post/37804892889http://doucheyaccountguy.tumblr.com/post/37804892889Wed, 12 Dec 2012 15:06:54 -0500